Laugh a Little

Actual School Excuse Notes From Parents
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they're flashing behind you.


Love those Church Ladies..
They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

A Farm Kid Joins the Marines…
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all the places get filled up.
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Dear Kitten: The Forbidden Water Bowl
Cat tells kitten about his responsibilities in the room with the forbidden water bowl.

Two Grannies, One Lambo.
Would you let your grandma drive your Lamborghini?

Android: Friends Furever

Cartoons With A Point And A Punch!!
The cartoonist Dixon Diaz can say more in a few little squares than the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal & the Kansas City RED Star combined

A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."

Wise Saying Using Humor.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Real Water Bead
A Water Bed in a German furniture store: Turn on speakers and watch people trying out the water bed. It's in German, but that only makes it funnier.

"We didn't have the GREEN THING back then..
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags, because plastic bags are not good for the environment.

Another Famous American converts to Islam ....
Another Famous American converts to Islam ....

Deer Hunting Question
If I shoot a buck, but I only have a doe tag, can I claim that the buck wasn't really a buck?

I've lived lo, these 76 years, and I didn't know this? Incredible!

My gun.
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12ga semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway. I left 9 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.

Why Carry a Gun?
Please take time to read this and pay particular attention to "A Little Gun History" about half way down, staggering numbers!

Great video of the thieves who live among us... so beware!

Prank call by auto mechanic on gullible woman
This is the funniest call I've heard

Tim Hawkins - Atheist Kids' Songs
Atheist megachurches exist. Do they sing worship songs? And what about children's church? Brand new from Tim's concert DVD "That's the Worst", available now at http://www.timhawkins.net/

The Dangers Of Falling To Sleep At Work

unny cartoons from Great Britain … ya think we aren’t the world’s laughing stock?

Sunshine 106.8
If you need a laugh today watch this!

Famous Presidential Lies Contest
LBJ: We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin )...

Quite possibly the blondest woman around

Until a child tells you what they are thinking, we can't even begin to imagine how their mind is working....
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math.

Gentle Giants

These will lighten your load today

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, Or a Southerner ?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:

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